Monday 4 November 2024

City Chinese

After a wine tasting at Vintner's Hall - a lovely venue - we've decided to try out a a Chinese, Kirin's in College Hill. Clearly our taste buds and discrimination may not have been quite up to scratch, but it was a remarkably good venue. 

The main room is slightly sunken from the road, but warm and welcoming. There must be 50 covers in the main room - there are two private dining rooms complete with karaoke systems! Several of the larger tables are occupied by groups of 8 or more. We are given a table more or less in the middle of the restaurant which offered good views of what was going on, and sensibly distanced from other tables.  

For starters,  we order the grilled pork dumplings and the salt and chilli soft-shell crab. The crab is described as "hot" on the menu and there are indeed loads of chilli pieces, and some smaller chilli flakes. But again although there was a good amount of crab-meat compared with some, there was not a great deal of flavour. The dumplings were fine, with light soy sauce. 

As we have our starters, we watch with amazement a huge dish placed at the next table, for three. Our first main course was prawns with scallops in XO sauce. This is a very fresh and light dish with a good amount of seafood. Our second dish was sauteed sliced beef in sizzling chilli oil - a huge dish like the table next door., there's no way we would ever make much impact on that. It's billed as "very hot", but it's not too over the top. The beef is tender and lean. We also have an egg-fried rice. 

Service has been prompt but largely anonymous. With a bottle of Chenin Blanc at £27 and some sparkling water, the bill comes to over £120 including 12.5% service which is a little surprising. We do however take away a large portion of the beef and at least half of the rice. It was also quite a classy place.

Monday 2 September 2024

Smart and sophisticated

 We are going out with S a couple of days before his birthday. B's suggested we head to The Arlington, because she'd read about it in the paper.  It's on the site of Le Caprice, just round the corner from the Ritz, and is another one in the Jeremy King stable (The Ivy, Wolseley etc). Clearly the place to be seen.

The decor is all very black and white, gleaming counters, celeb photos (when we asked where the ladies was we were told "turn left at Michael Caine"). It's quite roomy, tables placed well apart, and has the nice gentle hum of people enjoying themselves. No celebs actually present though. 

There's quite an extensive wine list as you might expect, with lots of choice in the £50-£70 range. But we decide we'll stick with the Grillo, the cheapest on the list at £36 - it's perfectly fine. 

S decides to start with a tomato and basil galette. This comes as a big splodge, looking rather like a steak tartare. He's very pleased with it, and the accompanying bread. B has a crispy duck salad, which is quite a large portion, with good flavoured duck with plenty of cashews and zingy watercress. My bang bang chicken is good too - the peanut sauce has a good kick but doesn't drown the good, moist chicken. Plenty of peanuts in what is effectively a satay sauce. 

S's main is loin of tuna with spiced lentils. The tuna is cooked just right and the lentils apparently quite spicy. B settles for stonebass ceviche - really another starter, but apparently very rich and a good size. This comes with avocado and has a chilli kick. They each order a rocket and parmesan salad as a side dish. My calf's liver is another large portion - 5 or 6 slices of liver, with a few slices of very crisp bacon and a few piles of mash.  There is apparently a "sauce diable", but though it was good, I couldn't notice anything devilish. 

We decide we will go for dessert. S has the elderflower jelly with summer fruits which is fairly uninteresting. B and I share a "hokey pokey" - honeycomb with ice cream and chocolate sauce - which is good fun.

There have been lots of staff kicking around so service has been good, with glasses re-filled without fail. We had a second bottle of wine and some sparkling water, taking the bill to £243 - onto which they added a whacking 15% service, taking it up to £280. Still less than £100 a head, so for a classy place pretty fair. 



Wednesday 28 August 2024

New, modern restaurant in Surbiton

 One of our frequent haunts, No 97, closed recently, but has now re-opened as Mem's. We had a free prosecco and raspberry as a promotion just before it opened, and we have sat outside before for a drink. But after a farmers' market  - which it is right by - we now decide to go there for lunch. 

It's a nice day, so we decide we will sit outside - there are a few others outside too.   We order a bottle of Chenin Blanc which at £24 is pretty good value, though it takes a little while to arrive. It transpires that our waitress was new. One of the downsides to No 97 had been that there were only 3 choices per course. At Mem's it's not much different - 4 or 5 choices - though they all sound lovely.

We decide we would share starters - bluefin tuna and cured sea bass. I order the guinea fowl as main, but B decides on just having a second starter, beef tartare. The waitress seems dubious as to whether that would be allowed! Of course, there is no problem. 

The tuna is nicely seared and pink. The accompanying wasabi slaw is not too strong, sesame and basil are good clean flavours. The sea bass comes with white crabmeat spiced with chilli - again quite subtly. Both are attractively presented, as No 97 used to do.

B's second starter is beef tartare. This comes beautifully presented on a slice of brioche toast. My guinea fowl is rather more ordinary in presentation, but lovely and moist, very well-judged cooking.  We also have a truffle Caesar salad - not much truffle but fine otherwise. 

A young couple come to sit outside with the remains of their wine and we get into a deep conversation about local restaurants. It's been very pleasant sitting in the sunshine, and after the false start the service was fine. With a second bottle of wine the total comes to £132 including 12.5% service. 

Saturday 27 July 2024

Cloth, near Bart's

 We are planning to meet up with G, so having recently read a Grace Dent review we decide to book in at Cloth in Cloth Fair,  right by St Bartholomew's the Great, the church used in the last wedding of Four Weddings and a Funeral.  I remember it as a restaurant called Betjeman's and I do overhear someone at another table say that it used to be Betjeman's house. 

The day before, G texts to say she can't come, there'd been a mix-up in dates. We decide to go ahead anyway, though we don't bother to alter the booking.  When we get there, a little early shortly after 1pm, the place is heaving - this is on a Tuesday.  There are a couple of cramped tables for 2 available in the first room - we get shown through to the second room where we get a nice table in the window, overlooking the church. It is laid for 3 people as per the booking, so we then have a lot of space (effectively a table for 4) rather than being squeezed in - a neat trick!

First impressions - everyone seems to be having lentils; the demographic is completely white and very grey; and it is extremely loud. G is rather hard of hearing so it might well have been very difficult for her - as it is, the two of us have enough trouble talking across the table. The volume is simply down to the voices of people crammed into the small rooms and hard surfaces all round, including marble-top tables. 

When we look at the menu it seems that lentils come with the set lunch, where lamb shoulder has been replaced with pork belly. We decide to go a la carte and choose the Iberico ham at £24 to share to start, which rather meanly doesn't come with bread so we have to order that extra. It takes a while to flag down a waitress (as we are in the furthest reaches of the restaurant)  We order the Zeuger Sauvignon Blanc which turns out to come from Austria. It's the second cheapest on the list at £43 - this clearly isn't going to be a cheap meal. The set menu is just £29 for three courses - hence all the lentils.

There are two types of bread - both delicious. The ham itself is slightly warm, glistening, and presented beautifully, with small slices positioned in circles on the plate. Crockery is eclectic, like being at your gran's.  The decor is eclectic too, walls packed with an odd collection of stylised "old" pictures and drawings with no apparent theme or logic. 

For main course B orders the crab risotto (£26). This comes as one mass on another odd plate. It's a plate of luxury - rich, warming, full of flavour. Although it looks a big portion, with every mouthful the same, B polishes it off with enthusiasm.  I have chosen the monkfish and langoustine, the most expensive item on the menu at £35. This too is a largish portion with plenty of firm monkfish and some less interesting seafood. The lobster bisque it comes in is excellent. 

Despite the size of the dishes, I decide to have dessert as I had seen a very pretty one on the neighbouring table. It's honey custard with lemon curd and honey and pistachio parfait biscuits - good biscuits, sharp lemon. 

Although some tables have been vacated, there are still people coming in at 2.30pm or later. At the end of the meal we ask the friendly waitress if it's always this busy. It seems that as well as the Guardian review, there had been a very good one in the Times, so it may be a slightly temporary situation. There was also someone at another table taking detailed notes, and being treated to wine selections by the owners, so probably another review to come.

We get the bill, but notice they had only charged us for one bottle of wine. Being honest souls we point this out. Service charge is the insidious 13.5%. Total, just over £200, which to be fair is about what Grace indicated (by the time you add in pricey wine).  It's been a very enjoyable, well-paced lunch, good to have experienced, but I think one only for special occasions with people able to cope with the noise. 


Surbiton Thai

 We've been in Surbiton 4 years now, but had yet to try the Thai restaurant, NayThai, preferring the Japanese, Boat, nearby. But we needed to find somewhere that did a range of vegetarian dishes for E who is staying with us, so as the Thai offers a vegetable option for all its soups, stir-fries and curries that seems like a good idea.  

On a Wednesday evening, the place is very nearly full, but we do get a good table. The decor is classically over-the-top Thai restaurant, with lots of elephants, dancing girls, buddhas and lotus flowers, with a typical sound track too.  The Spanish SB is their standard house white at £22. 

We have some the very good Thai prawn crackers, spicy with a sweet chilli sauce. For starters B and I share the Thai fish cakes and the pork and prawn dumplings. Both were a little stodgy, though the fish cakes better than many - not like ice hockey pucks. E has the Tom Yum soup, which is not as hot as she would have liked, despite having two chillies on the menu. This may have been a misunderstanding as she had asked how hot it was and they may have assumed she didn't want it hot. It did have a good interesting lemongrass flavour though.

One of the main courses we chose was the steak salad - though they brought it out along with the starters, and tried to clear it away with them too. This too was marked with two chillies - and it lived up to it, with loads of chilli pieces scattered all through it. Very tender too, with good fresh herbs. Our other dish was king prawns with tamarind - good sized prawns with a punchy dark sauce, plus some jasmine rice. E has noodles with chilli and bamboo shoots - two more chillies, but no complaints this time.

With a second bottle of wine, sparkling water and a modest 10% service (the two little waitresses were very efficient without being particularly friendly, but then it was busy) the bill comes to a very reasonable £135.

The following Saturday after the farmers' market we head to Boat for lunch, but for some reason it is closed. So we return to NayThai as it is so close.  It is quite busy but not as much as on Wednesday. We have the prawn crackers (a goodly sized portion) and the SB again before checking on the menu.

This time we do have a salad as a starter to share - the seafood one, packed with prawns, mussels, squid and the occasional scallop. This again is good and spicy - we need to ask for tap water.  For mains we have the duck with tamarind, a better combination than the prawns probably, but very rich and strong flavoured. We also have the steamed sea bass with loads of ginger, soy sauce, and mushrooms. This is excellent but rather too delicate a taste to be paired with the duck. It's also a very large portion, so we end up asking for a doggy bag to take it away, with some of the duck and crackers too. 

We have rice and two 250ml glasses of SB (priced very reasonably at almost exactly a third of a bottle) and some rice, making the bill a touch over £100.  Very good value for a full-flavoured meal. 

Sunday 30 June 2024

Two good central oriental restaurants

 We are heading to the Comedy Store off Leicester Square with B's niece E. As we don't fancy their pizza and don't know what time it will finish we decide to eat mid-afternoon, 4pm. E suggests Japanese, so I do some research and find one with a promising looking menu just round the corner in Panton Street - Machiya

E is already there when we arrive, drinking a cocktail - yuzu and elderflower. That looks so refreshing on a hot day that I decide to have one too. We also order a bottle of Italian SB at £26. E is vegetarian, but I had checked and there is a wide range of options on the menu - 8 different starters, a mushroom rice bowl and a "large plate" vegetable katsu curry. It's this that she chooses. 

We are finding it difficult to choose too. Eventually we settle on glazed chicken skewers with egg yolk, pork belly, and a "large plate" seared duck breast. We also order a Japanese coleslaw and wasabi mayonnaise. 

E seems happy with her curry (which she says is not very spicy) which comes with steamed rice, and she has some coleslaw too. The waiter delivers our smaller plates, then arrives with two portions of the duck,  so we have to turn one away.  The chicken skewers are very dense, and when dragged through the egg yolk very rich. The pork belly is braised (so no crackling) and comes as big dense chunks alongside a boiled egg and spinach. The duck is elaborately presented in a large leaf (houba leaf apparently) with daikon and persimmon - very tender. The coleslaw is good too with a sharp dressing, but we didn't need the rather wishy-washy mayo. 

The place is small, simple and cafe-like, but with some interesting decor. The bill says we were on the ground floor, so presumably there is another room downstairs.  Waiters were very friendly and chatty. 

The bill comes to £95 including 12.5% service. But I see, looking at it now, they only charged us for a small glass of wine rather than a bottle, so it should have been about £20 more. Very reasonable for good, interesting dishes in a very central location. 

The following day we are meeting ex-BT friend S. We meet up at the Marquis of Granby for a drink outside in the sunshine before crossing the road to Koba, a Korean BBQ restaurant in Rathbone Street. Tables for four come with the BBQ plate in the middle and a extractor pipe lowered over the top of it.  There are tables downstairs for 8. 

For starters we order Yook Hwei (raw beef with egg), prawn pan-fried dumplings and calamari. The waitress mixes the beef into the raw egg much like a steak tartare - B reckons it's one of her favourite dishes ever. The marinated beef is in small strips rather than minced and comes with pale-coloured strips which we can't identify - on asking we find they are pear, which was there on the menu. The prawn dumplings were very good too, but the calamari a bit ordinary, despite the Korean dips, in very small pieces.  

We have ordered the mixed Korean BBQ for 2, so S decides we need an extra dish and chooses bulgogi, rib-eye beef. We also have the lettuce and spring onion as recommended and some garlic fried rice. We are drinking French Viognier at £26 a bottle. 

The plate of BBQ meats arrives, looking massive. I had assumed we would have to manage the cooking ourselves, but in fact the waitress takes charge.  First up is some thinly sliced steak. Four pieces are cooked briefly on both sides, then snipped in half with scissors. We put it into lettuce leaves with the spring onion and eat with our hands.  Next we have spare rib beef, two long pieces with bone on the edge, again snipped into bite-size once cooked and the bones used as a place to rest meats so they don't overcook. There are pieces of pumpkin and sweet potato there too. 

The bulgogi is soy marinated and comes chopped up  and sizzles as it is poured onto the BBQ.  It's beginning to feel like an awful lot of meat, but the dishes are paced well so I never feel stuffed. The waitress cleans the centre of the BBQ then puts on the pork belly. Then comes the spiced chicken, which is indeed fairly spicy. Finally, after the plate is cleaned again, come the raw prawns and squid pieces.  B was surprised these had not come first. 

We don't eat all the rice or spring onions, though these were very good.  Surprisingly there's not much in the way of dips or sauces - just some light soy sauce and a sesame oil and salt one. 

There's a good turnover of people and the staff have been very attentive. We have a second bottle which with 12.5% brings the total to £225, £75 a head. So this is quite a bit more expensive than the Japanese, but for such a vast amount of meat it is a pretty fair price. 


Saturday 27 April 2024

Smart Indian at Piccadilly Circus

 Five of us ex-colleagues are having a "Whizzo Wheeze", looking to play bar billiards at the Glasshouse Stores on Brewer Street. Unfortunately, as on the last two occasions, the table is not operational - this time the cues have been stolen. It feels as if the table will be phased out soon. And there aren't many other places left  in London where you can still play bar billiards.

We stay for a couple of pints, then go in search of a curry. I had noticed on arriving at Piccadilly Circus that the fabulous Criterion, right by Eros, was now a branch of Masala Zone, so we head off there. Masala Zone took over the place just last year. The Criterion dates from 1873, and has more recently been home to Marco Pierre White, though it has a chequered financial history since. The decor is consistently opulent. 

Masala Zone has its own pedigree, though only back to 2001, and now has 4 branches in London. We really liked the Covent Garden branch, ideal for groups, with its Indian marionettes hanging from the ceiling. The Criterion Masala Zone is also large and ideal for impressing a group.  The decor now has Indian themes too making it even more dramatic. 

The menu isn't huge but takes a little while to get your head around, as it isn't a standard selection. We order drinks - beers, Kingfisher for me, though sadly only in the 33cl bottles. There's a good selection of "grazing small plates".  We decide to take the short cut of the five item, sharing grazing selection, just for two. The Bombay sprouted lentil bhel is a huge pillar with loads of flavour, crunchy and crispy with pomegranate seeds. There are two lamb sliders, not easy to divide between 5 so I opt out of those. Of the other 3 dishes, one in particular was a very dense dish with spicy sauce. 

We've eaten the starters before we get asked to order our mains. But that's not an issue as they arrive well within the time we'd expect.  Three of the group order thalis - prawn, lamb and chicken - which looked to be good sized portions including two vegetables, dhal, papad, rice or chapattis, with a raita option. P has the veggie "Undihiyo" of nine different veggies including banana, which he described as "Richly spiced, variety of vegetables. On dry side with rather more potatoes than I would have preferred". My choice was chicken mangalore, a 2 chilli option of chicken in thick sauce, which was indeed pretty hot, with chapattis and chana masala; a bit too much really. 

Service has been fine, though I did get twitchy waiting for my second beer. Total was around £250 including service. Probably would have been rather more with wine than just a few beers. The general view of the group was very positive, with some already planning to visit again.  

Wednesday 20 March 2024

Return to Soho Vietnamese

 The plan is to meet E and her new squeeze before going to the theatre. But unfortunately he has to work late so it's just the three of us. As one of the options we suggested, E has booked us in quite early (5.30) for dinner at Cay Tre in Dean Street. We had been there some time ago with 131-ers and it's also a possibility for an upcoming reunion.

We arrive a bit early and are shown to our table, though we are warned the kitchen won't open for 10 minutes.  Before we are settled in, E joins us. It's a buzzy place and we are towards the back, where the group area would be. We order a bottle of Chilean SB at £32 and some sparkling water (£2). 

The menu is quite extensive, and includes many vegetarian dishes that will suit E. There's a whole page of pho. After a little discussion about a set seafood dish, we opt to stay with standard starters and mains. 

I have the crispy crab parcel to start. This is quite dense, including pork, prawn and mushrooms as well, but still tasting of crab. It's also very deep fried. B has the salt and pepper soft shell crab. This is a good size, recognisably crab-shaped. She is also impressed with the dressing that comes with it, fresh and bright. E chooses a mango salad with tofu. This seems quite small with not a lot of mango but she is happy with it. 

I'd been trying to decide between the chilli and lemongrass chicken and the "shaking" beef, and eventually settle on the latter. It comes as cubes of beef with fried peppers and onion, and a garlic sauce. The first few pieces are melt in the mouth, but a couple of the later ones had some gristle. B has "one bowl" vermicelli with prawns in chilli and garlic. There are plenty of prawns (shell on) and lots of flavour - she even eats lots of the vermicelli. E chooses the okra and aubergine curry, and we share some jasmine rice (which we don't really need). 

Service has been fine, they are used to rushing people through, so we get away in time for the show. It has been rather noisy, so not sure it's ideal for our group. Other tables have some huge bowls, much larger than B's, presumably the pho. With a second bottle of wine, the bill comes up just short of £180 (13% service again). It works as an interesting pre-theatre place, but not one for an intimate restful dinner.

Wednesday 13 March 2024

Sardinian in Victoria

 We are meeting T&K for the first time this year, and as they had liked Olivomare previously they suggest we went to the parent place, Olivo, also in Victoria.  As before, we meet up in the Lord Lucan pub, Plumber's Arms then take the short stroll to Eccleston Street.

We had been there many, many years ago, when the decor featured an internal tent, pastel walls and stencils. Now it is super-modern: black and lumpy like Lego bricks.  It remains a small place, with perhaps 50 covers and is pretty much full when we arrive at 1.30pm. 

The menu has many overlaps with its fishy offspring, and the wine list is the same, so we choose the Sardinian white Karmis again - still the cheapest on the native list at £34.50, only £1 more than when we went two years ago. 

Bread arrives - a mix of the carta da musica and good baguette style.  The menu has a tempting mix of interesting starters, pastas and meat and fish.   K has the small linguine with suckling pig with garlic and chilli - a modest amount of pasta with what she says is a very tasty rich sauce. T has the octopus stew he had at the other restaurant, which he too is pleased with - spicy and tender.  B's starter is Sardinian prosciutto with lots of char-grilled fennel - really full flavoured meat. I choose the white crabmeat salad with spicy dressing - very fresh and light.

B and K have the same main course - veal escalope with sauteed spinach. The large pieces of meat are presented rolled up and standing vertically - quite dramatic. But B isn't impressed, finding it tough as shoe soles. She does manage to eat it all though. T has the sweetbreads ("animelle") with ham and green beans. He is very pleased with that, though it seems he doesn't like beans as he passes most of them to K. I have the most expensive thing on the menu, sliced beef entrecote with spicy broccoli, which is very good - served on the rare side of medium/rare the meat is melt in the mouth and flavourful, while the broccoli is al dente with a good chilli kick. We also have a portion of deep-fried courgettes which gets polished off rapidly.

B and I are tempted to have a dessert - "Sebada" - a traditional Sardinian dish of crunchy, crispy deeply fried pastry filled with cheese and dipped in honey - lovely, surprisingly light. T&K go with a chocolate cake that looks rather heavy.

Service has been friendly and efficient without being intrusive. When serving the second bottle, the waiter said he had better put a couple more in the fridge - quite right! (Though we only have three in fact). Service charge is a whopping 15% - £50 - taking the total to £390 for the four of us. That seems a lot - I had enjoyed it but B less so. 


Friday 1 March 2024

Busy February

February was a very busy month for eating out, as we went to 10 different restaurants during the month. They were mostly old favourites that I’ve reviewed before, like Chez Bruce (featuring devilled lamb’s tongues), The French Table for Valentine’s Day and Italian Taste (mussels) in Surbiton, The Good Earth, Esher (sizzling lamb) and El Pirata tapas off Piccadilly (very tasty rib-eye).

First up was a fairly new branch of Sticks n Sushi in Kingston, though it has much the same menu as the others.  It is a big place, but was pretty full so we ended up with seats in the window, watching the world go by John Lewis. Wine service was a little slow because of that, though it hadn’t been rapid when we went last time. We had the spicy edamame beans while we considered the order – one of the better examples. Then we had salmon carpaccio (as opposed to tataki, quite thick, very tasty), hot and gooey crab croquettes, seaweed  salad, deep fried prawn bites and tuna tartare bites with avocado.  These were followed at a sensible pace by the iberico pork, duck meatball, and scallop and bacon sticks. Total bill including two bottles of SA Chenin Blanc (at £30) was £150 – pretty good value.

We planned to meet up with A, K and K’s new squeeze C. They suggested Café Rouge upstairs at Victoria station, so we trot along arriving as they do to find that Café Rouge no longer exists. In its place is a take-away with just a couple of basic tables. They negotiate a table and we were just getting our heads round the menu when it transpires they don’t serve alcohol!  So we head off to the Nova complex across the road and fetch up at RailHouse Cafe. The menu here is a little unusual – mainly bowls with add-on skewers plus a few “plates”. I have the chicken schnitzel with mushrooms – a good, sized piece, still moist inside – plus some chips. B has skewers: prawn and chicken skewers with a mixed salad. Our share of the bill was £140 – not cheap for what we had.

J,D and I had a bet on revolution in China – and I lost. So after buying them drinks in Wetherspoons, we head to a Uyghur restaurant for lunch - Karamay Uyghur near Fenchurch St station. It’s an odd little place upstairs, with a stage for a band – presumably a social space for the community. People were leaving as we arrived, so we ended up the only ones in there for most of the time. The dishes feature noodles – described as linguine or spaghetti – and several have serious chilli. I have lamb ribs with noodles and some grilled vegetable dumplings on the side. Very good slightly spicy; J has lamb skewers and D spicy (3 chilli) tenderloin. We each have a couple of bottles of the national beer – Wusu. All this comes to a very reasonable £44 a head.

Although we’ve been there a few times, I haven’t reviewed Giggling Squid in Kingston before. There are branches in Esher, Wimbledon and many others too. We’re meeting D and her new pal J. We order some Chenin Blanc – J is driving so doesn’t have anything – and some of their very good prawn crackers while we consider the menu. They specialise in Thai “tapas”, but we generally also order some dishes from the starters and mains lists too. D and J order curries which come with rice and salad. We have one bite salmon, pork dumplings duck spring rolls followed by soft shell prawns and caramelised pork with rice. Our share including wine comes to a very modest £100. Definitely on the regular visit list.  

Taking advantage of the leap day, we meet up with G at the Ivy City Garden, off Old Broad Street. It’s a huge place, and at 1.30pm is very busy (and noisy) with several work groups. There are loads of plants around and a very odd wall sculpture featuring a lizard eating its tail. We arrive first and order Chilean Viognier (£38). G arrives 5 minutes or so later – and we still haven’t got our wine. After quite a long chat a waiter arrives asking if we’re ready to order, so I ask about the wine and G orders a gin (Monkey 47) and tonic.

The menu has several sections to it – a February specials list, and also an Ivy Asia list, that I focus on. B’s starter is very dramatic: it’s a crab, brown shrimp and avocado tian from the specials list. It arrives served in a silver plated crab-shaped platter, complete with a spicy sauce poured over it, and for some reason a jug of dry ice!  It tastes good too. G has the cheese souffle off the “Ivy Classics” list served in a bronzed pan which she polishes off with relish. My starter is chicken skewers (three) with bang bang peanut sauce, which has loads of nuts and a good chilli kick (effectively an above average satay).

Topping us up with drinks has been erratic, with some empty glasses. But when we order the second bottle the senior waiter seems to get the idea. Or maybe it’s because now, around 2.30pm, the place is starting to thin out a bit.

For main course I have the Keralan duck curry with sweet potato. It’s quite a light, sweet curry, not that hot. But the duck is tasty. B has Mexican-style Flat-iron Chicken (again a February special). This comes with a nice salsa, and quite spicy guacamole.  This is a rather large portion. G simply has a Sirloin steak.

We don’t have room for dessert, finishing our wine while G has a cappuccino. The dessert list does look good though. Service charge is an annoying 13.5% taking the bill up to over £270.  That’s pretty pricey, but the food has been good.