We look through the dim
sum list and tick off our selection on the little lottery ticket. We’ve gone
for 7 dishes on this first pass – 3 steamed and 4 fried – plus jasmine tea. The
selection is rather heavily prawn based: paper-wrapped prawn, prawn dumpling, prawn and
chive dumpling and pork dumplings (with prawn on top). Also grilled pork dumpling, squid cake (very
good), and meat croquette (which B described as a savoury doughnut). Generally good without being very special.
We’re pretty full, but we go round again with
another paper-wrapped prawn and a mixed meat dumplings, which was billed as
being spicy, but wasn’t especially, but was tasty and featured a lot of peanuts
and the odd prawn. Most of the other dishes are in the outer realms of taste - chicken feet, curried whelks etc. So although we've enjoyed what we had, I doubt we'll be back very soon.
Service has been
unusually friendly for a Chinese restaurant with several regulars being greeted
warmly, and any questions answered happily.
With
two bottles of wine and service, this lot comes to £55 – but you could get away
with much less. Definitely somewhere to look in if you’re shopping on the Purley
Way.
The menu has quite a
number of unusual dishes as well as the more common biryanis, baltis and
tandooris. A feature is the number of different duck dishes.
Papadoms and Shiraz
arrive fairly quickly. Then we select dishes: we’re advised portions are large
so there’s no need to order much rice or bread or vegetables. So B opts out of starters; I have “Harryali Kebab” - chicken breast
pieces with garlic, mint, green chilli and coriander, a rather dodgy green
looking creation. G has samosas, and P
an interesting looking salmon tikka.
For mains, I have a lamb
dish – toasted lamb strips with fresh green chillies – a pile of meat slapped
on the plate, not pretty but nicely spicy. B tries the duck jalfrezi, which though
nice meat does not have much in the way of kick it. We also share a pilau rice
and a bhindi bhaji, which comes as very thinly sliced okra which have been
deep-fried – more of a snack than a vegetable. G has “Bhaarotiya”
- chicken breast stuffed with raisin and garlic spiced mixed
vegetables in a spicy sauce - and P the
tandoori mixed grill, which comes with naan and is huge – he can’t finish it.
Our second bottle is a
Merlot as they’ve run out of Shiraz. Service has been pretty good, and the
owner/manager comes over to chat, as G&P are regulars there. The place is
very buzzy, and noisy, with a crowd of locals many of whom knew each other. G&P generously paid the bill, but as main
courses were around £10 each, I’d guess it came to about £70 plus wine.
For such a sleepy
little place as Theydon Bois, this is a remarkable restaurant. Not sure I’d say
it was the best in the UK, but I should probably bow to the much more extensive
experience of Mssrs Bercow and Vaz.